Motto: "Can YOU stand tall like a meerkat?"
A thinly disguised extraterrestrial, Alkan is an aperiodic meerkat-in-residence at FoAM Brussels, and fervent Anarcho-Dandyist sympathiser. At age 13 he initiated his first (failed) apocalyptic death cult, which managed to attract one other member at the height of its popularity. Struggling to make sense of an alien species, Alkan studied anthropology for several years at university. Career highlights include chaperoning psychologically deranged cats in a feline correctional institution, washing cheese in a forced-labour, biodynamic kholkhoz, and schlepping infinite washing machines across the dark metropolis.